Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize