Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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