she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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