the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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