Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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