Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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