I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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