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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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