***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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