were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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