ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
tell me about the fingering
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