Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i was born a porn star she said
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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