How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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