On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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