i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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