Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
