I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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