i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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