i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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