everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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