What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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