Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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