You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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