Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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