I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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