3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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