But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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