are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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