Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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