It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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