That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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