Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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