i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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