Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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