Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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