I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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