Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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