Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
