Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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