Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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