I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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