do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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