Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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