We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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