what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
So. Much. Porn.
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