I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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