did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
No subtext here. People are naked.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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