butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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