The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Randomize
