Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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