And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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