this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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