It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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