That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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