when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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