I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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