how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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