my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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