it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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