is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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