Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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